I had to lift this from the Two Lips Yahoo Group. From a very religious family myself, I find this child's views tooooo funny.
The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget.... this particular
Sunday sermon..."Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms extended
toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without
you, we are but dust..." He would have continued but at that moment
my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and
asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl
voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?"
Now I shall forever be tempted employ the term Butt Dust in certain conversations. LOL